June 2010
20 posts
BP Spent Zero Dollars On Spill Response Research →
Augh! Everything is still terrible!
WatchGoodbye, Factor Films.
What I Remember Most About LEGOs →
Tastes Like Strawberries
mylifeislost:
The other day, I convinced my friend to try a new drink and he really liked it.
As he sipped it, I put my hand on his shoulder and said “You’re like me now.”
MLIL.
(via Scott)
The Best Thing I've Read All Year →
If you want to tout your own morality, you’d best come up with something more substantive than your heterosexuality. You did nothing to earn it; it was given to you. If you disagree, I would be interested in hearing your story, because my own heterosexuality was a blessing I received with no effort whatsoever on my part. It is so woven into the very soul of me that nothing could ever...
“She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because “Under the...”
– (860) Connecticut
Student's bizarre attack on Hell's Angels →
A German student created a major traffic jam in Bavaria when he ‘mooned’ a group of Hell’s Angels, hurled a puppy at them and then escaped on a bulldozer.
Thursday = Thor's day →
One of the best defenses of atheism/criticisms of religion I’ve ever read.
“What do you do on Christmas or Easter, then? Do you feel weird as a non-believer?”
“What do you do on Thursday?”
“Huh?”
“Thursday was named after Thor. It’s Thor’s day. Do you feel weird as a non-believer?”
“Some people are born on third base and go through life thinking they hit a...”
– Barry Switzer
(via claytoncubitt)