March 2008
9 posts
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Paris
I got in at 9:00 AM, which was 2:00 AM for me, but I felt fine because I got a quick nap on the plane. My friend Margaret wound up being on the same plane as me. She owns a shoe store and was flying in to go to the shoe show in Paris. I knew we were arriving at the same time, but I didn’t know we were on the same plane. Which we almost weren’t. With literally 35 seconds left...
No Internet
Sorry for the lack of posts; I’m writing them, I just haven’t had access to the internet in order to post them. But I will soon.
Enter France
The plane trip over had its ups and downs (please don’t hurt me, I can’t help it, it just happens).
I was lucky enough to get a row with an empty middle seat.
The flight attendant swiped my credit card twice, and then seemed genuinely puzzled when it charged me two times for my drink. He thinks he managed to reverse one of the charges—here’s hoping he’s on a roll and...